Love Songs Don’t Get It Right

Today, let me introduce you to…

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…as well as to how I’d probably reply if I actually heard them uttered by another human being directly to me, providing that I somehow managed not to throw up immediately afterwards:

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Your world is very limited, then. Please, go find yourself a hobby. Buy a pet. Anything, please. I can’t function as a whole world to anybody.

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How do you know that? Have you been to some ancient oracle, or something?
…Wait. You went to an ancient oracle and didn’t take me with you!?!?!?

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Yes you can! Cheer up, boy, and have some pride! You’ve been doing well enough before you met me!

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But… how about your mother? Surely, she’s more closely, umm, related to your life… I mean, in itself…

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Seriously, come off it. I like you, so I guess neither of us has any business in letting you die.

All that’s not to say I don’t like love songs — many of even the most prototypical ones are great for humming, falling asleep to, or, well, whatever you do without much thinking..

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mulan92

I'm an unprofessional writer, reader and translator. I'm also a walking, breathing and listening addict. And I love being all that.

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